There a nice clean joke!!!Santa was very cross.It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right.The elves were
complaining about not getting paid overtime.The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken.Santa was furious.”I can’t believe it”!he yells.”I.ve got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours-all of my reindeer are drunk,the elves are on strike and I don’t even have a Christmas tree! I send that stupid little angel to find one hours ago!What am I going to do?”Just then,the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night,dragging a Christmas tree.”Oi fatty!”she says.”Where d’you want me to stick this?”
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass.
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The four stages of life-You believe in Santa Claus-You don’t believe in Santa Claus-You become Santa Claus-You look like Santa Claus.
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Why doesn’t Santa have any children?He only comes once a year,and that’s down the chimney.
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There me Duckies enjoy pls no nasties ok?
Star if you like.xxxxx
They’re all absolutely great!!! 
Have a * honey!!!
THE TEARDROP EXPLODES – REWARD (OGWT 1980)
